Hello all! Unless we are alien to one another on any and all social media platforms, you will know that I got super married recently — it was kind of a big deal. Rings were exchanged; a fancy picnic was consumed; one of my relatives inevitably caused themselves an injury on the bouncy castle*. What a…
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When will I cook again?
Perhaps never! Who knows? Actually, I know; it’s not never, but it might not be until later this week. I’ve been a little busy… BUYING A FREAKING HOUSE. The dream is a reality, friends! As you can imagine, I’ve been dining mainly on takeaway and things I can grab from the local Co-Op — not…
I fear the spring may take me…
Here is a comprehensive list of things I have eaten in the last 36 hours: 1.5 bananas 1 piece of toast with spread 3 pieces of toast (crusts cut off) with a scraping of Philadelphia light 11 Tuc biscuits a handful of Maltesers red grapes 1/3 portion of oven fries (only the really crispy bits)…
Taking a (cake) stand
My mum, god bless her five-foot-nothing existence, is super terrible at accepting gifts. If she could find a way to ensure that nobody got her presents on her birthday, let alone on Mother’s Day, she’d do it. Fortunately, we never let her get away with it. Open these presents. Drink this prosecco. Look at these flowers,…
This Bunting Bakes 